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#5 FAMILY CHRISTMAS JOKES

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Q: How does a snowman get to work?

A: By icicle

Q: What do snowmen call their offspring?

A: Chill-dren

Q. What’s St. Nicholas’s favorite measurement in the metric system?

A. The Santameter!

Q. Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?

A. Holly-wood!

Q. How do Christmas angels greet each other?

A. “Halo!”

Q. What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?

A. Santa Klutz!

Q. Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?

A. RUDE-olph, of course

Q. What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?

A. “‘Tis the season to be jelly!”

Q. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?

A. Crisp Pringles

Q. What’s Jack Frost’s favorite part of the school day?

A. Snow and tell

Q. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

A. Because they’re Santa’s star bucks

Q. What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor?

A. Ribbon Hood

Q. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A. A pineapple!

Q. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite track & field event?

A. North Pole-vaulting

Q: Where do you find reindeer?

A: It depends on where you leave them

Q: Which holiday mascot has the least spare change?

A: St. Nickel-less

 

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