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Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know...
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THIS IS A TRUE STORY........ One day my mother, father and myself we sitting around doing absolutely nothing when my mother suggested we all hop...
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September 12, 2021
Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the...
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September 12, 2021
Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a hooker standing there every day. He learned to...
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